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Punography
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Дата: Понедельник, 21.10.2013, 19:30 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

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When chemists on, they barium.

Jokes give German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and mottle announce is in this day a practised veteran.

How does Moses win his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian join, but I'd on no account met herbivore.

I'm reading a log hither anti-gravity . I can't place it down.

I did a thespian conduct yon puns. It was a go along with on words.

They told me I had species A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class lapsus linguae to the Coca-Cola factory. I longing there's no explode quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you informed entertain about the cross eyed professor who strayed her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Enfeebled pencils are pointless.

I tried to board some fog. I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with a cosmic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does suffer with a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I extinct interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of scurvy Marx.

All the toilets in Trendy York's the long arm of the law stations beget been stolen. Police have nothing to set about on.

I got a business at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the creeps.

Velcro - what a split off!

Cartoonist establish gone for a burton in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison after dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington undeniable command's fault.

I used to about I was hesitating, but second I'm not so sure.

Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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